Monday, April 27, 2009
SUPER HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
Entry @ 8:13 AM
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from members, it will be our policy to keep all members well trained through our program of SUPER HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (S.H.I.T)
We are trying to give our members more S.H.I.T than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T on the course, please see the Chairman. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T list, and our Vice Chairman are especially skilled at seeing you get all the S. H. I. T. you can handle.
Members who don't take S. H. I. T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EMERGENCY EVALUATION PROGRAM (D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T seriously will have to go to EXTRA ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T.S.H.I.T). Since our Vice Chairman took S.H.I.T before they were promoted, they don't have to do S.H.I.T anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T already. If you are full of S.H.I.T, you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LIST of LEADERS (B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T).
For members who are intending to excel, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E.S.H.I.T). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, Ko Kar Meng for our SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.I.T).